Laughing House Chasers Gifts

House hunters shown house inside crystal ball by 'Agent'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"That'll be five bucks."

When clowns are hunting.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'The sty is falling!!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Mouse real estate!

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

'I was warned about online dating.'

"Open mike night"

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

'And this is the sunken living room.'

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

Unreal Estate.

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."