"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."
Late-night-comedian Gifts
Searching for a gift for a late-night comedian? Our collection features witty, funny, and clever items that celebrate their love of comedy and late-night humor. Whether it’s for a stand-up star or a night owl with a punchline, find unique products that are sure to inspire more laughter and brighten their creative nights.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They hated me.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
Trump pardons
'The circle is complete!'
'Your French dip, sir.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
No-Work Orange
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
"We're following Carrot Top."
The Rooster Comedian.
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
Late-night-comedian Gifts Collection
Late-night-comedian Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate late-night comedians and their love of humor—perfect for their coffee breaks or late-night brainstorming sessions.
Late-night-comedian Pillows
Find cozy pillows with funny prints that add personality and humor to any living space or comedy studio.
Late-night-comedian Prints
Discover prints featuring witty and humorous designs, perfect for decorating the space of a late-night comedian or humor enthusiast.
Late-night-comedian T-Shirts
Browse our hilarious t-shirts designed for late-night comedians—ideal for sparking smiles and showcasing their comedic flair.