'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'
Late-night Comedians Gifts
Looking for a gift that gets a laugh? Our collection inspired by late-night comedians features clever, funny products that capture the spirit of comedy after dark. Whether it's for a fan of stand-up or a night owl who loves to joke around, these unique gifts bring a touch of comedy’s golden hour to any home or office.
'-and to all you night owls out there...'
Occu-Pie Mars
They're Not Just That Into It
"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"
'And she's got to have implants out to here.'
I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.
A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !
'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'
'Very funny!'
'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'
The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business
"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."
"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"
Woody Allen
"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."
Late Night with Patrick O'Brian
"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."
"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."
'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'
An early turning-point in old Hollywood...
Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!
"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."
"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."
"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"
"Mind if I read a little?"
"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"
"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."
'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'
Leftie Trump
Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,
'Is it just me or is a good man really that hard to find?'
Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.
"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."
Overnight Programming
Late-night Comedians Gifts Collection
Late-night Comedians Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever quotes and humorous designs inspired by late-night comedians. Perfect for coffee or tea lovers who enjoy a good laugh.
Late-night Comedians Pillows
Bring humor into your home with pillows that feature quotes and funny designs inspired by late-night comedians. Comfortable and charming, they add personality to any room.
Late-night Comedians Prints
Decorate with bold, witty prints inspired by late-night comedians. These posters are perfect for comedy enthusiasts wanting to showcase their love for late-night humor.
Late-night Comedians T-Shirts
Discover our selection of t-shirts that celebrate the hilarity of late-night comedy with witty slogans and images. Great for fans of stand-up and late-night TV humor.