Late-night Comedians Pillows

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Very funny!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Woody Allen

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"Mind if I read a little?"

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Leftie Trump

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

'Is it just me or is a good man really that hard to find?'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

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