Large Family Milestone Gifts

'-and children-do you have any?'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

One!

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

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"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

A very fine vintage

"Technology is for babies!"

Eagle parenting.

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"They grow up so quickly."

Jewish Hall of Nachas

Child complaining while his mother putting on total 'son' block.

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"I'm too old for baby limas."