Large Family Milestone Prints

'-and children-do you have any?'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

Parent Involvement Tip #1

DACA

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Eagle parenting.

A very fine vintage

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

Jewish Hall of Nachas

"They grow up so quickly."

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

Child complaining while his mother putting on total 'son' block.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."