Large Animal Vet Gifts

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you know a good way to stop a horse from chewing wood?'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Cat Scan

Dolphin

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Matador Artificial Insemination.

An inbred poodle.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'YOU try telling him!'

"May I keep my collar on?"

A Few Common Ailments

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

Desert Vet.

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

Pork Sausage.

"We had him neutered,"

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'The vet did it.'

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

'What sort of mix is she?'

"But You Knew I Was An Animal Doctor!"