Landmass Lover Gifts

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Easter Island legs

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Painting clouds

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Doing the borders.

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Adventures of God

Hither and Yon sign

Snowmobull

Taking it easy

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Loud mouth bass.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

I love the Shard

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Beginning Yarder.

Nature Lovers

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing