Landmass Lover T-Shirts

"Ahhh... close enough."

Easter Island legs

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Doing the borders.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Painting clouds

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Snowmobull

Taking it easy

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

I love the Shard

Loud mouth bass.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Nature Lovers

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'