Ancient Landmass Aficionado Gifts

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Bacchus.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

Sphinx Comes Alive

Romans.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Janus 2021

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"See...polystyrene!"

Atlas Explained.