Ancient Realms Aficionado Gifts

Egyptian Card Play.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Those Were The Days

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Romans.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Efficiency tombs available"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Virgil

Mummies for Dummies

Atlas Explained.

"In ancient Egypt we were worshipped as gods."

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"See...polystyrene!"

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'