Ancient Realms Aficionado Mugs

Egyptian Card Play.

Those Were The Days

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Romans.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Efficiency tombs available"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Atlas Explained.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"See...polystyrene!"

Mummies for Dummies

Virgil

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'