Ancient World Enthusiast Mugs

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

Doric, Ionic and Corinthian.

Romans.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

Boudica is unhappy with her quote for chariot insurance.

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

"I feel kind of responsible. When the General said he wanted to cross the Alps and march to Rome I just laughed and said, 'That's a long trip. I guess we better pack along some trunks.'"

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'Once you're over the Alps you're going to need a marketing director.'

Ancient Egyptian casket with arm extensions.

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

'Parking is always such a problem in this city.

Do not disturb

'Hannibal, what do you want from the empire? Stock options?'

'The good new3s is, one of you can win a scholarship to engineering school!'

'What?! I was the first one to invent the patent concept... and then he stole the idea from me!'

"Say what you will - I think it's in very bad taste!

'Dang! That hurt.'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

The mystery of the Stonehenge bluestones

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"

"In view of the recent declining sales of the Mark 1 Pyramid, we need to think of a brand-new shape for the Mark 2 Pyramid."

"Hoo, boy! Heads are gonna roll over this."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days