Ancient Times Enthusiast Mugs

Shadow in the wrong place - "They're fine, there's just something about this one that bothers me."

"Now, I don't mean to imply anything, but some of these seem an awful lot like the Code of Hammurabi...."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Trojan Hurdler.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Egyptian chiropractor.

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Closed for Renovation

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'