Ancient Times Enthusiast Mugs

"Now, I don't mean to imply anything, but some of these seem an awful lot like the Code of Hammurabi...."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's an extinction notice.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Trojan Hurdler.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Darn autocorrect!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Egyptian chiropractor.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Closed for Renovation

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."