Ancient Landmass Aficionado Prints

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

Bacchus.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

Sphinx Comes Alive

Romans.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Janus 2021

Anubis loved his evening rides.

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"See...polystyrene!"