Lactose Free Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"I'm pretty lucky. I have a wife that tolerates both my lactose and bad habits."

Work Out.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Cyclist

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Fat cat running on treadmill.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

"Imagine bread is a lot like the sun...It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist."

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

Beginner Level Escalators

"I'm a doctor from the future, with revolutionary health advice. Exercise, drink plenty of water and eat your veggies."

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

Cows exercising: 'Cattlesthenics'.

'He's doing resistance training.'

"Who's been eating too many sweeties and cakes then?"