Lactose Free Lifestyle Advocate Mugs

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"I'm pretty lucky. I have a wife that tolerates both my lactose and bad habits."

Work Out.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Cyclist

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

Fat cat running on treadmill.

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

"Imagine bread is a lot like the sun...It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist."

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."

Beginner Level Escalators

"I'm a doctor from the future, with revolutionary health advice. Exercise, drink plenty of water and eat your veggies."

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

Cows exercising: 'Cattlesthenics'.

'He's doing resistance training.'