Lactation Lover Gifts

'I love eating out.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

The Missing Sock Returns

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Men explained.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Another slander suit!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"They also left a pamphlet on the benefits of breast feeding."

Folding Container.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

No bottle feeding.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".