Lactation Lover Pillows

'I love eating out.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Men explained.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'So this is goodbye then!'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Another slander suit!"

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"They also left a pamphlet on the benefits of breast feeding."

Folding Container.

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

No bottle feeding.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.