Lactose Lover Pillows

'Milk, butter, cheese, ice cream...you have too much lactose tolerance.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

The Nihilist Deli.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Wine and Cheese

Mice taking lessons.

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'Scientists say it is a completely safe cheese like substance - However, some boffins controversially claim, Ha-Ha-Ha! it is rock!...Ho-Ho!...And now the weekend weather!'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Cheese

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.