Lactation Aficionado Pillows

Do you ever serve chocolate milk?

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Lactose Intolerant

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Men explained.

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"They also left a pamphlet on the benefits of breast feeding."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Spilled Milk

No bottle feeding.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

The shape of things to come

'Another martini please.'

Free love

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'