Lactation Aficionado Prints

Do you ever serve chocolate milk?

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Lactose Intolerant

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Men explained.

'So this is goodbye then!'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Uterus: One size fits all.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"They also left a pamphlet on the benefits of breast feeding."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Free love

Spilled Milk

'Another martini please.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

No bottle feeding.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

The shape of things to come

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'