Lactation Guru Gifts

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"You're solemates!"

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Men explained.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Words of Love

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.