Lactation Guru T-Shirts

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Men explained.

"You're solemates!"

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Words of Love

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'