Labeling Ludologist Gifts

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

Let's get organized

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Alternative collective animal names

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Pensioners and Phones

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Designer Baby.

Chiantis In Translation

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

"Hey, you know those collective nouns are just a bunch of crap, right?"

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

Mom & Pops General Store - Free Hi-Fi

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Yves Saint Laurent face mask

'I pledge allegiance to the brands to which I'm loyal, and the products for which they stand...'

'Caution: this tomato soup combines with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas.'

Man posting a letter in his office faced with various openings

'If food products were honestly labeled...'

"What exquisite taste, my dear! Your dress, made from cotton produced by forced labour, goes wonderfully with the blood diamond on your lovely finger!"

Sponsored by the Flat Earth Society

"We can accomodate food allergies, physical disablilities and learning disorders, but if your son is a technophobe, we have nothing for him."

Telephone being thrown from a window in frustration

'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'