Logistical Ludologist Gifts

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"I had half a date last weekend."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Drone Baby Delivery

You Shouldn't Have

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

Ape Lab. Really?! Those guys are going to test our intelligence?! They want to see if we'll use a ladder to get the banana. They say they're testing our problem-solving ability. Hey, Frank, we can't do the experiment today ... The ladder won't fit through the doorway!

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

Santa's elevator

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

We are on the move. . .

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Rubber tree lumberjacks

Transporting Live Cargo

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?