Lab Rat Chuckler Gifts

Dr. Dexter's research on long-term cell phone use was derailed by the enormous text messaging bills.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'For him, all food is fast food.'

'Here's the problem, sir. This isn't blood in your veins. It's red ink.'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride.""

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

'Bless you!'

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"I keep getting into a flap."

Yoga - moooooooo.

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

Is it true that all cats are free thinkers? Yeah, we can't stand dogma.

Restroom.