Lab Rat Chuckler Prints

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'For him, all food is fast food.'

'Here's the problem, sir. This isn't blood in your veins. It's red ink.'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride.""

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

'Bless you!'

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

"I keep getting into a flap."

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

"Ah-choo." "You should be ashamed of yourself."

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"