Koan Ponderer Gifts

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Wildlife

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Sauce for the Goose

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Afraid of change - leave it here.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

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