Koan Ponderer Prints

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Wildlife

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Afraid of change - leave it here.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."