Kitty Cohabitants Gifts

There had always been three in the relationship...

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Rocking Witches.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Hell No Kitty

The Not So Wild West

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Zen Kitten

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

A cat composer

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

Kitten Futures

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!