Kitty Cohabitants Pillows

There had always been three in the relationship...

Rocking Witches.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Not So Wild West

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Zen Kitten

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

A cat composer

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

Kitten Futures

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

'You're needed at the can opener.'