Kitchen Chores Gifts

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

'Here's a chance to try out that new waterproof watch of yours.'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Yardless: Please help

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Kitchen Tetris

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

A DIY disaster.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Chef copy robot

Washing Line Walker

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'But you said to clean my room.'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'