Kitchen Chores Prints

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

'Here's a chance to try out that new waterproof watch of yours.'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Kitchen Tetris

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

A DIY disaster.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Washing Line Walker

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Chef copy robot

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."