Kitchen Catastrophe Fan Pillows

'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'

It's all gravy.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Roasted

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Disaster in the kitchen.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Wall Cluck.

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

A shark swims into a desert island.

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

Dave's How to Puke Book.

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."