Killing Plants T-Shirts

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

The discovery of asparagus.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Botany Baby!

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Hardy Annuals

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Gardening#2

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Mantis Love

Mad about Roses!