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"I'm sorry. But being a vegan doesn't give you a free pass."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Two vegans, please."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Give quiche a chance!

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

A Venus cow trap.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Poinsettia

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."