Peaceful Plant Eater Pillows

"I'm sorry. But being a vegan doesn't give you a free pass."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Two vegans, please."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Give quiche a chance!

Gardening#2

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Hardy Annuals

Mantis Love

A Venus cow trap.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Poinsettia

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Biotechnology in agriculture

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"It's inoperable and perennial."