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"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Well it's definitely not a nasturtium."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Big Data Tonight

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Summer wants.

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'White meat or dark?'

Blatant competition in nature.

Poinsettia

The Ugly Plant

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Venus Fly Trap

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Buzz off! She's my honey!"