Carnivorous Plant Collector T-Shirts

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Did you spot the Venus Flytrap, Henry?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Watering the garden in the rain.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Blatant competition in nature.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Flytrap nerd.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"I think we're ready for a tree."

Everything's coming up roses!

The Ugly Plant