Carnivorous Plant Collector Pillows

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Did you spot the Venus Flytrap, Henry?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

SPOONING CACTI

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

What your house plant says about you...

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Watering the garden in the rain.

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Blatant competition in nature.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Flytrap nerd.

"I think we're ready for a tree."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'