Carnivorous Plant Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

SPOONING CACTI

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'White meat or dark?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Blatant competition in nature.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Musician using horn to water the plants.

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

Venus Fly Trap

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

Dead House Plant

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'