Carnivorous Plant Enthusiasts Prints

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

SPOONING CACTI

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'White meat or dark?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Blatant competition in nature.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Musician using horn to water the plants.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Venus Fly Trap

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

Dead House Plant

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'