Carnivorous Plant Keeper Prints

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Blatant competition in nature.

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

Venus Fly Trap

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'