Carnivorous Plant Lover Prints

Old lady and her meat eating plant in a restaurant

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

Hardy Annuals

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Poinsettia

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Pollination Process

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Biotechnology in agriculture

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Blatant competition in nature.