Carnivorous Plant Enthusiast T-Shirts

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

'She works with carnivorous plants.'

Venus Fly Trap

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Watering Flowers

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'