Carnivorous Plant Enthusiast Gifts

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

'She works with carnivorous plants.'

Venus Fly Trap

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I've seen a tulip before."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Watering Flowers

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."