Collecting Carnivorous Plants Gifts

Venus Fly Trap

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Blatant competition in nature.

Everything's coming up roses!

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

The Butcher of 35th street.

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Flytrap nerd.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

The vegan hunter

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Venus Fly Trap

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'