Carnivorous Plant Fan Gifts

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'

'Hey, don't let that fly in here kid, this place is liable to snap any minute!'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Blatant competition in nature.

Wine Lady

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'White meat or dark?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Crabbing

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Venus Fly Trap

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

Imitation Crab

"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

Venus Fly Trap

Poinsettia

'She works with carnivorous plants.'

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

"You're not going to believe this! -- He's an animal!"

Halloween on Other Planets.

Not the Willie Maize?

Geez, Frank, you're not supposed to swallow the bug.

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"