Carnivorous Plant Admirer Gifts

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Well it's definitely not a nasturtium."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Big Data Tonight

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Summer wants.

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

David Bellamy

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'White meat or dark?'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

Blatant competition in nature.

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Poinsettia

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Cooked rare.

The Ugly Plant

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Venus Fly Trap

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."